The Top 12 Things You Don't Want to Hear From Tech Support

12."Do you have a sledgehammer or a brick handy?"
11."...that's right, not even McGyver could fix it."
10."So-what are you wearing?"
9."Duuuuuude! Bummer!"
8."Looks like you're gonna need some new dilythium crystals, Cap'n."
7."Press 1 for Support. Press 2 if you're with 60 Minutes. Press 3 if you're with the FTC."
6."We can fix this, but you're gonna need a butter knife, a roll of duct tape, and a car battery."
5."I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that."
4."In layman's terms, we call that the Hindenburg Effect."
3."Hold on a second... Mom! Timmy's hitting me!"
2."Okay, turn to page 523 in your copy of Dianetics."

and TopFive.com's Number 1 Thing You Don't Want to Hear From Tech Support...
1."Please hold for Mr. Gates' attorney."

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